Assorted Udderances take a pull offa Ben's pipe

7Sep/100

John Roderick on Bob Dylan

John of the Long Winters discusses how he came to know Mr. Zimmerman's music – and his opinion of the circumstances surrounding its popular acceptance – in Myth 61 Revisited, a column for the Seattle Weekly.

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31Aug/100

Martin Scorsese attends free iMovie demo at Apple Store

Another classic from the Onion.

Scorsese, who is widely regarded as one of the most important artists in the history of American cinema, was reportedly fascinated that iMovie was capable of making footage slow down, speed up, or play backward. The living legend said he was also impressed that, by clicking a single button, a complex tracking shot could be instantly changed into black-and-white to fully emphasize the repugnance of masculine insecurities.

As Gruber observes, often the joke is in the headline; here, it's the accompanying photograph that provides the seed.

31Aug/100

The OED has seen its final printing

The London Telegraph reports that the Oxford English Dictionary will not be printed again (apparently not to be confused, though, with the Oxford Dictionary of English which will continue a periodic printing).

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28Jul/100

Penile plethysmography

Good lord; until today, it was a routine practice by a service of the B.C. Ministry for Children and Family Development to assess a convicted sex offender by "attach[ing] a device to his penis [and then] play[ing] images of adults having sex and of naked children while monitoring the youth's level of arousal".

Sounds like something from the early half of this century.

Update (next day): surprise, surprise; the cancellation of this wacky test came down after somebody realized that one of their technicians had been convicted of sexual assault.

Update (April 26, 2011): The BC Children's Representative just released a report concluding that indeed "the penile sensors are invasive." Well, how's that for some solid government research.

22Jul/100

Cow Clicker

Ian Bogost has created Cow Clicker, a Facebook game  in which you get a cow, and can click on it.  Six hours later, you can click on it again.

The article is an insightful essay on the cyclical and insipid phenomenon of today's "social gaming".

I post this as a follow-up to earlier linkage of a couple weeks ago, an essay exploring why people play FarmVille. (via Marco)

20Jul/100

Bill Murray will see you now

Great interview with Bill Murray by Dan Fierman of GQ.

Interesting – though fitting – that he hates Los Angeles, and purports to have never seen any episodes of Sienfeld except the last (and thought it was terrible).

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7Jul/100

Alberta family’s cat found in Yukon

I love reading unusual yet oddly heart-warming articles like this, wherein a cat managed to travel over 1100 km north to Whitehorse.

Update: Not two days later, a similar story where a doggie makes his way home over 80 km south to Winnipeg!

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30Jun/100

Why people play FarmVille

Good essay here on why people are apparently drawn to that Facebook game, and musing on its reflection of our societal problems.

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18Jun/100

Code that makes any song swing

Some dude has developed a Python tool that will apply a swing rhythm to any waveform. Some nifty examples. Crazy talk.

(via Andrew)

18Jun/100

When we were young

What people mis-heard as youngsters.  I enjoy.

Elephants Gerald.

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